Bundle's beard club's spring hymns

At Bundle, we believe in the saying "short is beautiful".
So even though our verses at the end of the article are beautiful, let's still keep things in order of importance. A beard needs washing, moisturizing, and styling to stay neat. No worries.

Beard care in plain language

1. Wash

- 2–4 times a week. Not every day.

- Use beard shampoo. Not hair shampoo.

- Rinse thoroughly. Dry with a towel, do not rub.

2. Oil/balm

- Short beard: 2–3 drops

- Medium: 3–5 drops

- Long: 5–8 drops

- Rub into the skin first, then into the hair.

- If the skin becomes oily: less. If it itches: more.

3. Design

- Wax your mustache , not your entire beard.

- Take a pea-sized amount.

- Warm in your fingers and shape.

- Add more if needed. Don't start with too much.

4. Comb

- Every morning. Preferably after oil.

- Mane = thick beard.

- Comb = accuracy.

5. Driving & Limits

- Trimmer 1–2× per week.

- Neckline: above the Adam's apple, not to the chin.

- Cheeks: decide on a line and hold it.

- Shave in the direction of hair growth. Only shave against the grain if your skin can handle it.

Core idea:

Wash less often than you think.
Less oil than you would like.
Only shape what escapes.

Hymn: A bad beard is a choice

Oh beard, wake up from winter,
The dry season is over.

Oh beard, grow strong,
not by chance, but by the power of care.
Oil will tame you,
Wax posture restorer.

He who abandons his beard suffers,
He who takes care, he controls.
So buy it, man, don't hesitate —
A good beard doesn't come for free.

Hymn: Steps to beard care

Wash it first, always.
Always with water and sometimes with shampoo,
because of the dirty beard
It's like a dress with stains.

The trimmer brings boundaries.
The neck is shaved, the cheek is cut off.
Not too high, not too low —
The uncertainty is immediately apparent.

Always drive with growth.
Don't fight back.
before you know it.
The skin remembers mistakes.

Oil or balm for the skin,
not just hair.
That's where the beard lives.
Without it: itch and chaos.

Wax shapes,
tames and gives posture.
A good beard doesn't fly,
it stays in place.

A comb is not an ornament.
It's a tool.
In the morning and in the evening,
just like teeth.

Who does this?
looks neat without explanation.
Who doesn't, it seems
that I didn't have time.